What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 18:34
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Do Americans realize how much goodwill and credibility they've lost in the past two weeks?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Stop Work Orders At NASA JPL - NASA Watch
Next, they tried...
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 now shows you microtransaction ads when you swap weapons - Eurogamer
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
RFK Jr. looks to fast track rare disease drug approvals (updated) - Seeking Alpha
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Oilers-Panthers tale of the tape: Who has the edge in Cup Final rematch? - theScore.com
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
No way
Do older women know what they want?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
WCWS Game 2: Texas Tech evens series with 4-3 win, setting up decisive Game 3 - Yahoo Sports
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts