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13.06.2025 19:53
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
share office space ...
So they tried
What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
What kind of person does a narcissist hate?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Have you been with a stranger yet?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good