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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 18:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Do Americans realize how much goodwill and credibility they've lost in the past two weeks?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Stop Work Orders At NASA JPL - NASA Watch

Next, they tried...

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 now shows you microtransaction ads when you swap weapons - Eurogamer

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Is there scientific evidence for reincarnation? If so, how does it work and can it be proven through regression therapy?

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

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No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

No way

Do older women know what they want?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How come I can't stay sober?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

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No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?